Meet the Team

Kris Gray
Ninja Rage Cage of Whitestone.

Steven Walker
Intoxicates you with his words.

Jasper Walker
Got his first razor at age 5.

Yates Cypert
Sorry ladies, he's engaged. But it's cool beans.

Michael Maher
Just a big hairy American winnin' machine.

Jackie Abeyta
Was once called the songbird of her generation

Alissa Langereis
This IS my inside voice!

John Gordon
Once called in sick due to excessive swiping.

Kevin Clark
Does a spot on Boomhauer impression. Then we found out it wasn't an impression..

Brett Barr
Professional song modifier

Kevin Broussard
Cubs fan and doing his part to keep Austin Weird in Cedar Park

Danielle Anglen
Once went past her limit of 2 beers and woke up days later with Mike Tyson's tiger. He loses that thing a lot.

Rhett Wright
Dating profile describes his love for Nascar and dressing like a penguin

Ryan Anglen
Disappeared after he was sold insurance to insure the insurance of his insurance. Hasn't been seen since